I recently picked myself up a 3DS. It's a pretty cool piece of hardware, between the 3D, augmented reality, dual cameras, street pass, etc. I honestly can't even joke about it, it's a nice piece of hardware that can be a pretty awesome conversation piece to show off.
Now, as incredible as the hardware is, there's certainly some... issues with the system. Namely, the fact that there's pretty much NO GAMES OUT ON IT.
In fact, the best way I can describe the 3DS so far is this:
Imagine you picked up a prostitute. This prostitute is possibly the hottest girl you've ever seen, and she's hilarious to boot. So, you throw down your 250 dollars and take her up to your room. You climb into bed together, only to find out that this expensive sexy prostitute is A MOTHERFUCKING VIRGIN.
Imagine you picked up a prostitute. This prostitute is possibly the hottest girl you've ever seen, and she's hilarious to boot. So, you throw down your 250 dollars and take her up to your room. You climb into bed together, only to find out that this expensive sexy prostitute is A MOTHERFUCKING VIRGIN.
Now mind you, there's nothing wrong with virgins. Some of my best friends are virgins. However, when you throw down 250 dollars, you kind of hope this sexy chick will actually know a couple tricks in the bedroom to back up her flashy looks. But no, she doesn't. SHE DOESN'T KNOW A SINGLE FUCKING KINKY THING. I mean, sure, she tries her best. She has a certain determination that you have to respect, and you can't help but smile at her while she puts her all into giving you a halfway decent handjob like Pilotwings Resort, but you can't truly be happy because you just can't stop thinking about what could have been.
CHRIST YOU NEED TO GET A COMMENT AS OPTION FOR PEOPLE WHO USE THEIR OWN SITE FOR THEIR BLOGGING NEEDS. Because I don't want to use my google forever. >8|
ReplyDeleteBut I'm not sure how I feel about the 3DS. I touched one last Friday and IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO SEE THE 3D.
I felt like a kid trying to see those stupid magic eye pictures all over again. And you know how long it took me to finally see magic eye images?
YEARS.
But yeah. The hooker analogy catches the gist of it...I think? Look, it's a hooker analogy. By default it is awesome. Kay? Kay.
Oh right, this is Steph jsyk.
<_<; I HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, STEPH, BUT I THINK NOW I DID?
ReplyDeleteLemme know if there are any problems.
Also, did you play with the slider on the 3DS? You can definitely see the difference if you start playing with that with a game on. Oh, and I can still pretty much NEVER see those magic eye pictures, AUUUUUUUUGH.